I bet you didn't know I could make it rain did you? I'll share my secret powers with you. :) First you have to have a car covered with pollen and oak seeds and leafs. Next you have to rinse off all the junk from your car with a hose. After that doesn't work and more stuff sticks to your car plus a little present from a blue bird (Why do I like spring again?) decide that you are going to pay the $8 at the gas station and get the super duper car wash. On a Saturday afternoon wait in line behind a few other cars at the gas station who had the same idea. Thankfully you have your iphone so download a new book to read. Oh don't forget to add one 9lb shih tzu who couldn't stand you leaving her again so decides to run out the door. She is so dang cute you decide to take her with you. Only when you and said shih tzu are in the car wash does it occur to you she will probably freak out. After you calm shih tzu down and car wash is over wait about 48 hours. Then the heavens will open and it will RAIN ALL DAY LONG! Notice that present from blue bird is still stuck to your window.
It NEVER fails to rain after I wash my car. It's my very own rain dance! So don't worry about the drought here in Florida. I'll just was my car every once in awhile and the reservoirs will be full in no time! :)
2 comments:
As a wise woman once said to me..it's funny because it's true!
How are you gonna get the bird's gift off your car? My kids freak out in the car wash too:)
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